Right here at Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC, we pleasure ourselves in our capacity to not solely have fun the Easter vacation with pleasure, however to patrol our huge territory for intruders whereas we do it. Sadly, at this time the ball was dropped.
As an alternative of doing our common pre-dawn patrol, Rosie determined to sleep in somewhat bit. (She’s been studying so much in regards to the mind-body connection and the way essential relaxation is to maximizing mind energy.)
Sadly, that further two hours of sleep allowed the native hooligans, a.ok.a. the squirrels, crows, turkeys and maybe different babies or impolite adults, to bust into a number of candy-filled eggs earlier than at this time’s Easter hunt even started.
A number of prize eggs have been raided for his or her Cadbury chocolate treasures. For sure, I believe Tabs would have been shocked.
Talking of Tabs, he liked Easter, and never simply because he envisioned himself as a hunter amongst the bunny and chick prey. He additionally liked carrying pastels and felt that they popped on his fur. Pink was his shade, for positive.
Rosie did ultimately do some patrolling outdoors this morning. After I requested her about how she felt in regards to the egg fiasco, she simply mumbled one thing about statistics and random probability, after which began scratching a system into the grime whereas ignoring me utterly.
She’s a cat of science; what can I say? I couldn’t be mad at her.
I hope you had a contented Easter and acquired loads of Easter sweet. 😊
Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,